Posts Tagged ‘The Dark Knight Rises’
Oh man, I do not even know how alcoholic super heroes do it. Heck, I don’t even know how super heroes faking to be alcoholics do it.
Okay. I can’t speak for Kennon, but I got chills when I heard Christian Bale whip out his Batman voice in the Dark Knight Rises trailer. ”… It’s not a car…” Fine. Here you go Christian. Just take my panties right now. Here you go. Take ‘em. No, Seriously. Take ‘em. (Why aren’t you taking them?)
I think the world needs MORE Christian Bale’s Batman voice. I think he should be on the radio pushing tire rotations at your local Toyota dealer. I think he should be narrating audio books like The Bourne Identity and Anne of Green Gables. Hell, I think they should re-release famous movies with Christian Bale’s Batman voice dubbed over previous actors’ voices. For example…
As Bambi’s father: ”Get up, Bambi. GET UP!”
As Nanny Shrew in Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of Nimh. ”It’s moving day!”
And as Apple Jack from My Little Pony. ”What in the name of all things cinnamon swirl is going on here?”
We need more Christian Bale Batman voice. And THAT is why I’m going to see The Dark Knight Rises.
Remember when we thought Michael Keaton was a terrible casting choice?
Well, ask your dad. He remembers.
The key that EVERYONE is missing here is that Mr. Boston had to sign on for at least THREE films for this to happen.
So like it or not… for every 10 year old kid out there …. Ben Affleck is their Batman.
And because it’s so awesome….