Fans
Scientific studies have shown the fans of Mohagen live longer, have healthier teeth, and are more likely to be “worthy”, allowing them to ride/house train a Pegasus. A 2009 Johnson & Johnson study showed Mohagen fans were more apt to be independent thinkers with significantly advanced grooming habits and unmistakable dance skills. Famous Mohagen fans include James Franko, Margaret Truman (the writer!), the original cast of the 1988 Cleveland Production of CATS, as well as David Spade.
Do you have love for Mohagen? Ever copy infringement his ass on the side of a boat? Ever write a semi-original rock ballad to Grady? Well, we want to post it here. Unless somehow it’s funnier than what we usually put up and, in that case, we want to sue the pants off you. So don’t be shy. Self promote your talented tush off and send us your greatest tribute to Mohagen.
“Jason Chalker 2010″
(p.s. To the guy and/or girl sending us the slash fiction of Mohagen & Grady, Mohagen & Fosse, Jeremy & Grady, Mohagen & Grady & Toots The Wonderdog, please, just stop. You need help. And I’m not just talking about the kind of help that you get from a car battery and a pasta strainer, but, like, you know, professional help. You know, like with doctors and stuff. You are a very sick person. And thanks for reading!)
