| Dec 30 | #164 – Surely It Cant Be The New Year Already |
| Dec 23 | #163 – And Then I Bitch That I Never Have Anything To Open On The 25th |
| Dec 21 | #162 – Its Either One |
| Dec 19 | #161 – Bright Lights, Big Bowl |
| Dec 16 | #160 – Christmas Damned If You Do… |
| Dec 12 | #159 – That Brick Wall Was So Cutting Edge, I Knocked It Down and Hung It On My Wall |
| Dec 9 | #158 – Wait… I Have to Save How Many Resources For A Crusade? |
| Dec 7 | #157 – Yeah, You Better Be Sorry |
| Dec 5 | #156 – I Stared into The Abyss and Then I Remembered I Was Supposed to be Working |
| Dec 2 | #155 – It Seems Like the Next Logical Step in Ape Evolution |
| Nov 30 | #154 – Proctologist Mouth Piece |
| Nov 28 | #153 – Scientology Has More Beards Than 300 |
| Nov 24 | #152 – And I’m Thankful For These Holiday Innuendos |
| Nov 20 | #151 – Mohagen Is SO Fat, His Friends Say To Him, Damn Willy! Aint You Free Yet? |
| Nov 15 | #150 – Really Just Got Really Old. YES, REALLY! |
| Nov 12 | #149 – Chewbananas? Chewbananas? Its Chewbaca! And Hes A Wookie! Not A Bigfoot! |
| Nov 7 | #148 – It Says, Welcome To Jamaica Have A Nice Day! |
| Oct 31 | #147 – Out Of Shape, Effeminate Lumberjack? |
| Oct 28 | #146 – So… You Get Creepy Life Like Halle Berry and I Get The Petrified Circular Saw? |
| Oct 17 | #145 – Rock N Roll Isnt Dead. In Fact, It Craves Human Flesh |
| Oct 7 | #144 – For Sale: One Cone of Shame, Slightly Used |
| Sep 26 | #143 – Why Do We Always Think About These Things At Three In The Morning? |
| Sep 19 | #142 – I Got Kicked in “The Footballs” Once |
| Sep 15 | #141 – Snipe Him Back Orifice |
| Sep 5 | #140 – Physics is an Unforgiving Bitch |
| Sep 2 | #139 – One Hundred & Forty-Eight Channels And Nothing But Shark Week For Kindergartners |
| Aug 29 | #138 – When Mo Sits Around The House |
| Aug 22 | #137 – He’s From…. France |
| Aug 15 | #136 – Strumming My Pain With His Fingers For Another Year And A Half? |
| Aug 11 | #135 – Superman Takes On Lex Luthor And PETA |
| Aug 8 | #134 – Bizarro Love Mondays |
| Aug 5 | #133 – Kill Them! Kill Them All! |
| Aug 2 | #132 – Best Super Villain Ever! The PPW! |
| Jul 29 | #131 – In Other News, Captain America Refuses to Testify in the Roger Clemens Hearing |
| Jul 26 | #130 – To Disassemble Your Enemies And To Hear The Lamentation Of Their Women |
| Jul 22 | #129 – No One Ever Suspects The Plastic Skull In The Fish Bowl |
| Jul 18 | #128 – Thats No Moon… Thats a Space Station! |
| Jul 14 | #127 – Prepare To Be Boarded |
| Jul 12 | #126 – The Fish Friars |
| Jul 8 | #125 – My Eyes! Curse You, High Definition! |
| Jun 20 | #124 – Mumm Ra Lives in a Desert on a Planet Filled with Cats. No Wonder He’s Pissed. |
| Jun 7 | #123 – Charlie Bit My Finger and Now It Burns When I Pee |
| May 31 | #122 – She Goes In and Out and In and Out and… Hey, Who’s Driving This Crazy Thing? |
| May 28 | #121 – Quack-A-Lack, Baby! |
| May 23 | #120 – Is It Time For The Rapture? Again? |
| May 17 | #119 – The Goldfish Is A Lot Like The Honey Badger |
| May 14 | #118 – Remember What Lens Flares Did For Star Trek |
| May 10 | #117 – Happy I’m-a-Terrible-Son/Daughter Day! |
| May 7 | #116 – More Queens Than a San Francisco Texas Hold-Em Tournament |
| May 4 | #115 – Mess With The Slaad You Get The Flippers |
| Apr 30 | #114 – Color Spray? Seriously? |
| Apr 25 | #113 – Two Across For Sadistic Mind F*cker |
| Apr 19 | #112 – Sounds Like I Had To Clean Up My Punchline |
| Apr 16 | #111 – Keeping A Straight Face Is Hard |
| Apr 12 | #110 – And This Is Why I Hate Renaissance Faires |
| Apr 7 | #109 – Our Adventure Begins at an Inn… |
| Apr 3 | #108 – Even Using 4th Edition, an 18 Charisma is Impossible |
| Mar 31 | #107 – East Spaghetti-ville |
| Mar 28 | #106 – Because I Could Not Stop For Death… Everybody! Get Down! Now! |
| Mar 26 | #105 – One *COUGH* Ring To Rule Them All |
| Mar 25 | #104 – I Didn’t Know You Could Do THAT With A Swiffer |
| Mar 18 | #103 – As Kenny Rogers Once Sang, You Gotta Know When To Uninstall The App |
| Mar 12 | #102 – Are You Sure This Isnt A Bad Dream Right Now? |
| Mar 7 | #101 – Staples 2011 |
| Feb 28 | #100 – A Bantha is the Short Bus of Tatooine |
| Feb 24 | #99 – BJ And The Bear 2011 |
| Feb 21 | #98 – Too Early Versus Too Clever |
| Feb 18 | #97 – Oh Like The Little Mermaid Tap Shoes Were Any Classier |
| Feb 14 | #96 – Love Is A Sixteen Letter Word |
| Feb 12 | #95 – Thanks But You Can Have Mime |
| Feb 8 | #94 – No News Is Now… The News |
| Feb 5 | #93 – The Things We Make Our Pets Watch |
| Jan 31 | #92 – Have You Ever Listened to the Lyrics of the Rubber Ducky Song? |
| Jan 28 | #91 – Best Episode Of Star Trek Ever |
| Jan 24 | #90 – Also the Slogan for Mohagen’s Water Polo Team in High School |
| Jan 21 | #89 – Pair A Dice Lost? No. Just One. |
| Jan 17 | #88 – A Saving Throw From Questioning My Faith |
| Jan 14 | #87 Does God Role-Play With The Universe? |
| Jan 10 | #86 The Only Hard Part Should Be The Pulleys |
| Jan 8 | #85 – And God Rolls A Natural 14 |
| Jan 3 | #84 – Iguana Change The Channel |