Sooooooo scary.

Until you remember that the REAL Godzilla probably had feathers.  What is it about feathers that immediately downgrades a threat?  I saw an ostrich last week and I almost crapped myself.  And that thing had more feathers than a congressman’s secret prom date.

I think Hollywood should have given Godzilla his pretty, pretty feathers.  Maybe let her toss a couple of radioactive eggs around.  Darn tootin’!