I don’t know what’s worse – living in a world with Juggalos or living in a world where Juggalos are an endangered species?

Although, I must admit – I wouldn’t mind watching a news segment on the Washington D.C. zoo which just got a new Juggalo male but so far he had been unsuccessful mating with either of the two aging Juggalo gals. Remember when we used to watch with anticipation at the idea of Pandas getting it on and having kids?

One day, we will feel the exact same way about the vanishing Juggalo. [/heard it here first]