Now I’m not saying that Luke Skywalker is a honky, but the kid is so white that he makes vanilla ice cream say daaaaaaaaaamn.

Seriously, they don’t have white bread at Owen Lars house because they don’t want to raise Luke to be a cannibal.

I’m not kidding. The Skywalkers are so trashy, they buy their droids from Jawas. I’m totally not kidding.

So why doesn’t the Skywalker (quote) clan (unquote) have a show on the History Channel yet?