One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.

This fish has a star.

This fish drives a little car.

And our fish needs to find a job! And quick too!

Next week, Mohagen works on his resume and starts earning a paycheck.

31 Halloween Films for Kids Who Can’t See R-Rated Movies Yet.

#21 – Them!

When I was a kid, my parents used to drop my brothers and me off at the local theatre to watch a double feature sci-fi and/or monster movies. Lots of people don’t find the original Dracula or Frankenstein scary and, in truth, neither did me and my brothers. But there was no escaping that a lot of the old films we saw were just fun.

THEM is a movie about giant killer ants. Before the Borg, this movie was the closest thing to a killing hive mentality. Yes, like King Kong, these ants are BIG, but what’s really scary about this movie is how much you don’t know about ants. And how lucky we are that the little f*#$’ers are as small as they are.

Sure, it’s a B movie, but it’s creepy and cheeky and laughably wonderful. And, hey, it’s also available on Netflix Streaming.


Full List of Films
#31 – Tremors
#30 – ParaNorman
#29 – Signs
#27 – Hellboy
#26 – Gremlins
#24 – The Mummy
#22 – Warm Bodies
#21 – Them!