Ah twerking. It’s like the perfect spice. What can you add twerking to that it doesn’t instantly make it better.
“Twerking – The Rise and Fall, Rise and Fall, and Rise and Fall again of the Roman Empire”
“Twerking – Around the Kitchen for Your Family with Grandma”
“Twerking – Revenge of the Sith”
But, in truth, everyone needs to calm down about twerking. I can’t help but be reminded of the early days of hip hop and Grandmaster Flash and The Furious Five doing what they did best for years in complete obscurity. And then a bunch of white kids do it on MTV and suddenly the world loses their respective sh*t.
Besides, there’s always been a sexy new dance craze that’s just TOO sexy.
Remember the Lambada (the forbidden dance!)?
No matter what you call it, it’s still just dancing.