Ah twerking.  It’s like the perfect spice.  What can you add twerking to that it doesn’t instantly make it better.

“Twerking – The Rise and Fall, Rise and Fall, and Rise and Fall again of the Roman Empire”

“Twerking – Around the Kitchen for Your Family with Grandma”

“Twerking – Revenge of the Sith”

But, in truth, everyone needs to calm down about twerking.  I can’t help but be reminded of the early days of hip hop and Grandmaster Flash and The Furious Five doing what they did best for years in complete obscurity.  And then a bunch of white kids do it on MTV and suddenly the world loses their respective sh*t.

Besides, there’s always been a sexy new dance craze that’s just TOO sexy.

Remember the Lambada (the forbidden dance!)?

The Twist?

The Waltz?

No matter what you call it, it’s still just dancing.