I think Grady’s right.  It’s all about who can build the longest Willy.  Not unlike that The Bionic Man porn movie.

But enough about the willies.

Everybody… sing with us…

“Contact Injunction… What’s your function?

“Keep people safe while restraining the nut jobs.

“Contact Injunction… How’s that function?

“I’ve got three civil servants that get most of my job done.

“Judges and orders, clerks and stamps, cops and cells

“Hey, that’s swell…”