The names in this comic have been changed to protect the some-what innocent.

In completed unrelated news, here’s a link to a great to a web site on repairing jeans with rips in them.

I spoke with, uh, a guy, you know some random dude, and the only thing he said that he would add was to make sure that you picked up and used thread that matched the color of the jeans. [/just saying]