So we saw ten seconds of the new Wolverine movie.

What the hell was that?

Ten seconds?  Who wants ten seconds?  Two months ago J.J. Abrams showed three seconds of the new Star Trek movie.  Three seconds?  Really?  And someone cared?

Is this because all those people downloaded the original Wolverine which spoiled the opening weekend?  (As opposed to the other possibility which is that the first film kinda sucked?)

You know what… we know.  We know we spend too much time on line.  But three seconds?  Ten seconds?  Now you’re just wasting our time.