The idea of the Pope quitting his job is completely impossible for the average joe or jane to comprehend. We can only guess – was there a scandal on the horizon? Can we even conceive the monumental stress associated with this job? Did J.J. Abrams simply make him an offer he couldn’t refuse?
Well whatever it is/was/shall be – we wish the old Pope the very best with his fishing and hope the next Pope will be black. (You know what they say, once you go Black Pope, you never go Back Pope.) Frankly, as long as the new pope is not a Kardashian, we’ll be happy.