Okay, so I understand why they always run those technical school commercials during daytime television.  So what’s with all the DESTINATION XL and BIG AND TALL FURRY COSTUME e-mails I’ve been getting lately?  I’m sorry but this spam is all starting to hit a little close to home.

It’s why I can’t watch boxing on ESPN anymore.  The commercials are simply too painful of a reminder.

- Is the little hair that you have left going gray?

- Do you have to get up six times a night to pee?

- Remember a time when you didn’t have to worry about chloresterol?  Of course, you don’t, Grandpa.  You feel lucky when you can wake up and remember your name and the address to your house.  Don’t you?