MOMENT OF HONESTY: There are really only two ways to go when it comes to mustaches. And they are complete opposite ends of the spectrum. If you ever decide to grow or to date or to conceive someone with a mustache then it either has to be “No Mustache” or “Way Too Much Mustache”. There really is no point at going for anything in between.

Mustache… and then some

Let’s be honest. There are simply some things that you are never going to be able to do like playing in a Super Bowl or exploring the bottom of the ocean in a submarine. It’s called limitations. And while limitations kinda suck, it’s good to know our limitations.


So remember, there is no “half” mustache. It’s either too much mustache or no mustache. There is no “try”.