Really? Seriously? Elfquest?
It does say Elfquest, doesn’t it? I thought it said Everquest…much more interesting
Also there is a professor at my college who HATES elves. He promised one student a stick of gum for every elf he killed on World of Warcraft…the kid came in the next day 180 kill count…the professor paid up out of sheer astonishment ….true story
This story is an example of an obvious misuse of power and corruption and I love it. The kid probably worked harder for that gum than he ever did for any grade. It’s somehow both really cool and yet really sad at the same time. Love it! It’s the stuff of legends!
I shall become a bard and take up the harp and sing the ballads of gullible slacker college students
“Oh listen, my fellow sheepies,
To my story oh so pretties…
Of a man and his dark obsession
Who brought the death to all the elfies.”
Let’s get that copyrighted. We’ll split the royalties 50/50
I love the name of the magazine! The Tank.
Good catch Bill.
Elfquest? Sounds like the name of a XXX parody movie.
I think you are thinking of Milfquest. Unless ELF stands for Earwen i’d Like to F*$@. But now I’m really curious what the XXX parody title for the Hobbit is going to be.
Ahhh Elfquest, I’ve heard that somewhere floating out in the interwebs is a picture of Wendy Pini dressed as Red Sonja at a Comic Book Convention…
I have seen said picture(s) and it is hawt.
Elfquest is friggin AWESOME. Its not your pansy ass christmas elves and hoity toity Rivendell elves. These elves ride giant dire wolves, beat up cavemen, fly on birds the size of airplanes, and hold all out war between themselves and the trolls while looking good doing it. Plus, lotta nude elves.
You make a compelling argument and that was even before you mentioned the nudity.
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