Beware the Slender Man.
No seriously. Beware.
It’s the scariest game that you’re not playing. And for probably good reason, ya big chicken… of the sea.
And he’s probably wearing horizontal stripes. Because he can!
Evil, just pure evil…
Agreed. I bet you the Slender Man can get away wearing white after Labor Day. Don’t ask me how but you just know that evil son-of-a-bitch could do it. Now I’m even MORE scared!
I’m not afraid of Slender Man. To me he’s just the unholy love child of Jack Skellington and No Face from Spirited Away.
Not scary. But Damn! He needs to stay out of my shrubberies!
Don’t say you’re not afraid of the Slender Man. That’s like “daring” the Universe to kick you in the no-no zone. Dangerous stuff. *giggle* You said shrubberies. #bwahahahaha
Come at me, Bro/Universe/Slender Man
And yes I got my shrubberies from the Knights Who Used To Say Ni’s clearance sale
No no… No “come at me, bro”. *knocking on wood*
They had ANOTHER clearance sale? Sweet Camel’s lot! I just picked up an Elderberry bucket from them last year at a clearance sale.
Oh really, have you made the wine yet?
I also got a grail at a knockdown price
Did you find a herring? I’m having a hell of a time finding one..more precisely I’m having a hard time finding one capable of cutting down a tree…..
As for the slender man…. I know when not to stray into scaryville… I don’t sleep at night as it is…. I’d rather get no sleep from reading web comics all night than be afraid to close my eyes……. I’ve already been haunted by the weeping angels and the silence…I don’t want slender man as well…..
See, and I don’t know what it is, but I like Scaryville. I don’t know if I necessarily “like” being scared or having trouble sleeping, but I seem to like talking about it. But, you are right – you do not want the slender man there as well.
Aw weeping angels are no problem. Just get a fish. (or a cat) Fish will stare all day for you and all you have to do is feed them.
Scary? Yes. The scariest game? NOT EVEN CLOSE. Play “Ammesia: the dark descent”, and then you will know what “scary” means
Slender is scarier than Amnesia. All ‘Bro’(Like PewDiePie calls him) does is chase after you and use chopnese to chop you down twice.
Slenderman just appears, practically teleports after you, and suddenly, he’s RIGHT FUCKING THERE! I wouldn’t want to play Slender, I’m too scared after watching PewDiePie playing it. I literarily scream when he encounters Slenderman.
One time when I was playing Slender Man (first and last time :S) my friend walked by and saw when he appered, and gues what she said!!
Her: “Why are you screaming? It’s just a whit potato bag.”
Me: *first looking at her* O.o *then* >:(
See… they just don’t understand. White potato bag? What the… and I suppose that crazy guy with the axe over there is just wearing a plain ol’ hockey mask. [/seriously?] Well, next time just hand her a flashlight and ask her to go get some notes you’ve taped up in the park across the street.
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