Oh man, I do not even know how alcoholic super heroes do it. Heck, I don’t even know how super heroes faking to be alcoholics do it.
No kidding. Going to work with a headache is one thing, but saving the world hung-over has got to be a bitch.
Seriously! Saving the world, for real, has got to be, like, THX times 1,000. How are you supposed to ask the bad guys to stop making the explosions so loud because the gunfire alone is like someone stabbing knitting needles into your brain? Couldn’t do it. I’d have to be dry. Maybe some sort of Mormon super hero.
Don’t you know that we superheroes from Iron Man to Spiderpig has the recipe for the best Hangover cure ever. If u ask nicely i might just let you in on the secret.
Uhhhhhh, oh my god, yes please. I frickin’ LOVE Spiderpig. I saw him at the State Fair last year as a part of 2011 Verizon Spiderpig Tour. Sweet buttered corn but that hero can drink!
What he needs is some of that Super Soldier serum that Captain America has, he never has a hang over…
Captain America is probably a teetotaler and even if he did drink, he probably drinks Light Beer. No wonder he never has a hang over. Captain America would never stand a chance partying with The Pink Flame. That lizard knows how to par-tay. [/just saying] Then again, I wonder if that’s how Captain America hits on women? “Hey Baby… want some Super Soldier serum?”
Didn’t the super serum for Captain America just make him really strong? Can’t we just skip the pleasantries and call it what it was….steroids? Just sayin’.
Hell yes. My thoughts exactly. Captain America has always been on the juice. Ever seen him strap that shield to his back? Yup. He’s just covering the back acne. Poor guy.
LOL. Who’d a thought, his inspiring patriotic speeches were basically controlled ‘roid rages.
Lordy, but I would love to hear Tony Stark say, “Whoa, whoa, easy does it Cap. I know you can’t always control those ‘roid rages but let’s think about this for a moment.”
In truth, I’ve discovered that a banana in the morning will help ease a hangover. It’s filling, it’s rich in potassium, and it’s a quiet food.
Now, when I’m asked by people who annoy me, or when I’m feeling cruel to my friends who got stupid drunk the night prior? I have a different ‘hangover cure’:
Corn Nuts? Oh my gawd. Now THAT’S pure evil. LOL! I love it!
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