Things I Should Be Doing Instead of Writing a Blog Entryon April 13, 2012 at 11:25 am
Things I Should Be Doing Instead of Writing This Blog Post.
#5. Running. Working Out. Etc. I have the messed up weight plan. I don’t remember where I learned my latest training regime but I seem to think that I will lose weight by obsessing that I need to work out more. I guess someone told me that if I think about working out at least 15 times a day that eventually my body will get confused and think I’ve worked out when I really haven’t. I mean, Poached Potatoes! I even brought my running shoes and clothes to work so I could run today. My excuse? “But it’s raining. *boo hoo*”
#4. Photo Research. Kennon and I came up with a mighty tall order for our #200th Mohagen strip. He asked if I wouldn’t mind doing a little photo research to help prepare. I said sure. *nods* Yup. I should totally be doing that. Or I could procrastinate. Yes, I think I’ll do that instead. La La La.
#3. Enslaving humanity. Overthrowing the World’s Super Powers. Fixing Perpetual Motion Machine. So about a year ago I was hanging out on this Super Villain Forum (Don’t bother asking. It’s invite only.) and I kinda got into this bitch-fest with The Invincible Toad about who could enslave humanity faster. Upon reflection, it was really stupid but I was strutting around the boards having successfully tested my perpetual motion machine (The PMM) and I might have made the mistake of trolling The Toad’s thread. Anyway, manly members were drawn, flapped about, and ended in a bet with “Who Could Overthrow the Entire Civilized World by 2015″. Yesterday I looked at his tumblr and let’s just say he’s waaaaaaaaaaay ahead of me.
#2. Working on Mah Book. It hasn’t gone anyway. It’s still sitting there, waiting under the missile toe, hoping for a little attention. “Hello there!” *waves across the room* “Yes, I’m coming right over! Yes, right now! No, no! You just stay right there! I’ll… bring you a drink… or… something.”
#1. My job. Oh. Right. F8ck.