It’s not that I hate Helena Bonham Carter. It’s simply that I get disappointed when I start to watch a film and I learn she’s in it too.
Oddly, I thought she was hot in “Planet of the Apes”. But when I see her out of the monkey suite, not so much.
Don, this by far as to be my favorite comment ever left at Mohagen. It does everything a good comment should. It makes me think. It raises my level of respect for you. It makes me rethink my position. And it reassures me that there are other freaks out there just as crazy as myself. AWESOME COMMENT! Rest assured, when we meet in person, and I shake your hand, I will be thinking to myself, “Oh right. This is the guy that likes Helena dressed as a monkey. Gotta buy this guy a drink.”
To explain, in the monkey suit, all you see of her are her eyes. In the movie, I thought she was really cute. Then I saw her out of costume.
I guess I only like her eyes.
See, that’s awesome. Most guys focus on nothing but a chimpanzee’s breasts, but it’s nice that there guys out there that are actually look at her eyes first. But seriously, Helena does have very pretty eyes.
So I’m not the only one that gets dissapointed? I’m in good, plastic-dishbowl-decorating company.
Stew, good news! You’re not the only one in the good, plastic-dishbowl-decorating company that gets disappointed. Me too! But I gotta ask. Do you like working a good, plastic-dishbowl-decorating company?
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