MEAN: Mohagen is so fat that one time he jumped in the air and got stuck.
NERD: Mohagen is so fat that his patronus is a cake.
SCIENCE: Mohagen is so fat that he looks orange when he’s really blue.
What do you think?
I have a theory. You eat your candy at Halloween and your blood sugar level rises. And you eat your pie and such at Thanksgiving. And your blood sugar level rises. And you eat your Christmas cookies and pies and candy. And your blood sugar rises.
Each plateau is a prelude and level of homeostasis that allows you to rise to the next level. This is why we don’t all fall into diabetic comas at Thanksgiving and/or Christmas. And why we have post-Christmas hangovers and depression with or without booze playing a part. The big letdown is our bodies trying to adjust to pre-Halloween normalized sugar levels.
It’s just a theory. It requires more investigation and experimentation. Has anyone seen Mom’s Cherry Cheesecake?
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